i think i should probably just delete my tumblr because i just get really angry every time i get on it

22May13
14:25
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jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

reblogged from heytherek (originally twoukofukawa)
22May13
12:02
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trying to look over my bird notes for exotics class and i’m pretty sure this is the only part i’ve retained

22May13
7:18
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reblogged from drunkonstephen (originally drunkonstephen)
22May13
6:12
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now for the first time in my life i own a webcam that is not so pixelated that it makes me look like i belong in minecraft

yaaay now i can look hideous in hd

tagged #gpoy
21May13
23:08
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Baz Fucking Luhrmann tho

21May13
22:46
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frumplejames:

doulaness:

thesubversivesound:

durnesque-esque:

thehippiejew:

extrafeisty:

jaycubs:

A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification.
article here

i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.

WHAT!?

gross gross gross gross gross

Good morning disgusting.

Remember ladies:

  • “No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)
  • A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.
  • If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.
  • Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.
  • You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.
  • The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.

How the fuck has this been allowed?!

So basically I have to knock on a mirror, shine my phone at it, and rigorously check how it’s mounted to the wall in order to avoid this?

NOPE.

Mother of God…

reblogged from missvalorycross (originally jaycubs)
21May13
17:07
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this is not as funny as i think it is is it

because i’m crackin up

21May13
0:29
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are you fucking kidding me right now

20May13
18:10
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i legit made an old lady move out of my seat because of my obnoxious rap music

what’s wrong you don’t like the ying yang twins madam?

20May13
7:48
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